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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
-Playgans: FAQ Ask questions.
-Playgans banners Advertise me bitches!





*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2006-06-22 [Delladreing]: And new banners :) and I <3 the hr, it means I don't need more codes on my pages :P

2006-06-22 [The Naiad]: I love half-wolves. :)

2006-06-22 [Pyra]: Okay, that was just random.

2006-06-22 [The Naiad]: Well... it's true. Anybody know any? :P

2006-06-22 [sequeena_rae]: *raises hand* I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing >_> XD

2006-06-22 [The Naiad]: Awh, male sexy wolfies preferred though chick. ;P

2006-06-22 [sequeena_rae]: omg, did I just put myself up for pimping? :O XD

2006-06-22 [The Naiad]: LOL. No. Just been watching The 10th Kingdom, and it's only reinforced my love of werewolves and half-wolves now. *Strokes Wolf's tail* :D

2006-06-22 [Azuri]: 10th kingdom is the bestest mini series EVER

2006-06-22 [Avoral]: I love half-wolves. <333333 And full wolves.

2006-06-22 [Pyra]: <.< The hell? I've got a Coyote as a pet...does that count?

2006-06-22 [Delladreing]: *SPLUTTER* OMG OMG OMG WE'RE ET's TOP WEBSITE FOR FUNNY AND INFORMATION (at the moment) AHAHAH!! YES!! sorry needed to vent my victory o.o

2006-06-22 [Avoral]: It does count.

2006-06-22 [Avoral]: Rock. The hell. On. And I also see very high numbers in this new wiki rating system.

2006-06-23 [Delladreing]: Rather high, highest up there so far \o/

2006-06-23 [JWOlette]: wow congrats Dela on making it to the top but do u kno anyway of closing a vortex??anybody lik one to a spirit world

2006-06-23 [Avoral]: Put a really big cork in it?

2006-06-23 [JWOlette]: umm yea that doesnt help any

2006-06-23 [Pyra]: Zomg! WHEEE! Uber good, dela!

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Woo hoo, well done Dela! ^-^

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Azuri: You're seen The 10th Kingdom too?! Ohhh. Don't you just think that Wolf is the hottest, most lovely thing EVER?! Mmmm. :)

2006-06-23 [sequeena_rae]: 10th Kingdom? I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! :D // And congrats Dela :P

2006-06-23 [Delladreing]: thankee

2006-06-23 [sequeena_rae]: Welcome :P You know, I hate life -_- whhhy does it have to be confusing?

2006-06-23 [Delladreing]: Because God was at the toilet when the committe were in. Why I plan to take over *nod*

2006-06-23 [sequeena_rae]: The toilet XD *is amused easily*

2006-06-23 [Delladreing]: :P

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: w00t for Dela!! and yesh I LOVE 10th kingdom ive been trying to find a copy to buy since it first came out! <3 wolfy <3

2006-06-23 [sequeena_rae]: Smexy >)

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: lol yesh^_^

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Ohh I know. LOL. My friend Laura's been lending her DVD copy of it to her girly friends and now we're all in love with Wolf (and with good reason) - I think we all want his pups now. ;)

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: Lol XD The last time i watched it was before I moved with my friend Vinson i tried to steal his copy XD

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Hehe. You can probably buy it on Amazon or eBay you know.

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: i know but there this whole lack of money thing XD

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Yeah, damn money! XD

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: ^_^ its gonna be the first thing i buy when i get my job >>

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Ohhh. ^-^ I need a job too.

2006-06-23 [Azuri]: lol im waiting on the lady who runs the gasstation to get back to me because as soon as corprete gives it the ok ive got me a job^_^

2006-06-23 [The Naiad]: Ah right, cool. Good luck! ;)

2006-06-25 [a faerie tale]: Hooray for organization!

2006-06-25 [The Naiad]: LOL. Yeah.

2006-06-26 [Delladreing]: Thou shalt worship the art of [Azuri]!!

2006-06-26 [The Naiad]: Yes, I saw it when you put it up on DA Azuri, and I made a comment I think. Well done! ;)

2006-06-26 [Delladreing]: *hops about* its so groovy.

2006-06-26 [The Naiad]: Da. ^-^

2006-06-26 [Pyra]: <.<.....

2006-06-26 [Azuri]: Hehe Ive yet to go look at DA but now i must ::goes and looks::

2006-06-27 [Pyra]: Guys, pardon me for this shamless plug, but will you all vote pirate in [Avoral]'s poll? It's to see who are better, pirates or ninjas...and I want to win. Badly. So, vote pirate! <.<...Or I will have your heads on silver plates...

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: She made a typo. You're supposed to vote ninja to make her feel good.

2006-06-27 [Pyra]: NO! VOTE PIRATE!

2006-06-27 [Azuri]: Ninjas rule >>

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: Yeah they do.

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: That's why you should vote for them on my poll.

2006-06-27 [hallolizzie]: Hmm...I have a quick question. What...whatever happened to...live and let live...I seem to remember a line about that having a lot to do with this religion...Now, I don't pretend to know a lot about the religion...more than most do...less than a lot do...but...is it really fair to use your superior knowledge on the subject to bash others into submission? I mean, if someone wants to wave around a stick and threaten others...as long as they're not hurting anyone...shouldn't you let them alone? 0_0 Just wondering...

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: In a world where evangelical shotgun-priests have taken hold, and belief in everything has turned into a need for spoonfed prepackaged conveniences, isn't it getting to the point where enlightenment has to fight to survive?

2006-06-27 [The Naiad]: VOTE WOLFIES! :D

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: My dear, Wiccans are meant to believe in harming none and live and let live, I don't have to. As I am not Wiccan. This site was set up to bash those that claim to be something they are not. The very fact that so many Wiccans are meant to live and let live, and yet bitch and gripe over how other religions suck and everyone would be better of as a Wiccan, well the irony is just too much. I am not meant to live and let live, only I as a person can chose that moral standing. My faith has nothing to do with that. My own pagan sect believes fully in the law of accepting the responsabilites for ones actions, be the outcome good or bad.

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: And really, some of them don't count as human beings, I regard animals to be higher up on he scale. and the lne you are thinking of "An it harm non do what ye will" which has nothing to do with my own beliefs, meaning I can be as mean and horrible as I want in what I write, and they are hurting things, they are hurting a once respectable religion that has now been reducd to media hype and sparkly shit in shops :)

2006-06-27 [hallolizzie]: Well, I asked, and I got an answer, as I wanted. Thank you very much...just trying to enlighten myself...=)

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: You are most welcome :)

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: Its all in the name... New Stuff

2006-06-27 [Pyra]: Dela, I love you. And for the love of god please vote pirate. I can't let [Avoral] win. I'd never hear the end of it.

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: Ninja.

2006-06-27 [Pyra]: Pirate, damn it.

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: I voted pirate already.

2006-06-27 [sequeena_rae]: Wtf did I miss? o.O Can't I vote both?

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: One or the other I'm afraid

2006-06-27 [sequeena_rae]: Gaaaaah *sob* I like sock ninjas, but pirates rock too :(

2006-06-27 [Pyra]: Please? I can't lose to [Avoral]. It would mean a slow and painful death

2006-06-27 [sequeena_rae]: ;)

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: You can only vote ninjas.

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: And of COURSE you can lose to [Avoral]. People do it all the time.

2006-06-27 [Azuri]: I voted ninja ^_^ they are spiffy plus! www.askaninja.com

2006-06-27 [Delladreing]: I love that site. But pirates just do it for me on too many levels for me to vote ninja :P

2006-06-27 [Azuri]: lol XD i cant help it im playing a Ninja in DnD right now.

2006-06-27 [Avoral]: That's got to be a 3.5 thing. *Back half an edition*

2006-06-27 [Azuri]: Yea its in the complete adventurers 3.5 book

2006-06-27 [Azuri]: though im gusalting(Spelling?) as a Scout too which is in the same book right now we are in a rule the world power campain. its to help me acually learn the game

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: Oh my, too much writing to keep up with. o.O

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Nothing helps you learn the game like launching yourself against high-level shite. *Blinks* I tend to stick with low-level things to begin with, emphasizing they're still just people the whole time. The gods and monsters are so much scarier that way.

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Lol that they are, we already met up with anubus(SP?) and became his minons(weeee!) we've only done two dungeons so far

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Hmm. Sounds like fun.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: What are we talking about? o.O

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Dungeons & Dragons.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Oooh, the board game? You know, I've never got that o.O

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Not a board game. It's a tabletop RPG. I don't even use a board.

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: I've never even played it, so teach me. How does it work?

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Unless you have the beginners set which indeed does come with a board and figurines for visual effect

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: I still don't get it o.o

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Lol.its kinda hard to explain(for me anyway) but first you have to make a character sheet have a DM(dungeon master) some dice(to roll checks) and if you wish some other people to play. its kinda like doing a RP in a wiki only everyones sitting in front of you

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Basically, you and the people you get together are making a story. One person is designated the Dungeon Master (DM), who sets the scene and all that, and tells the players what's happening. The players, each assuming the role of a character, tell this DM what they do and how they react to things.

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: To regulate how and if things happen the way the characters or even the DM intend it, there are dice involved, representing the role of chance in reality. The staple is the 20-sided die, the d20. That's used for pretty much every action that's taken, from seeing if the sword slash connects to checking if you're aware of that thing sneaking up on you. The DM sets the difficulty of each roll you make, and success or failure tell you how things happen.

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: ....It's that simple?

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Yea its a fun game^_^

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Oh I get it, it's the same if you decide to use the 20 sided dice on the wiki's xD I always wondered what that number was for o.O Do you write the story?

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: I do sometimes. Been meaning to.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Ah right, so if you're not writing it, I guess you just say it?

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Yeah. It's all spoken aloud, you're all actors in a play, pretty much.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Oh right, I've always wondered how it was played XD Hhmm, it seems alright ^^

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Yeah, it's a lot more fun than it sounds explained, too. When you've gotten into D&D enough, you can play something of the World of Darkness. More in-depth system, but easier to work with in a sense, and on top of that... It's modern-times, and Vampire is great. <333333333

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Ooo I'm intrigued now :D

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Then may the world of tabletop roleplaying receive you well.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Hopefully, but I have no-one to play it with :(

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: We'll have a meet up one day Squee and play then.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: XD I didn't realise you played! :O

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: I don't but I want to o.o

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: It's like a suction thingy for nerds!

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Me too, what have you done [Avoral]? xP

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: D&D I mean, it's contaigeous

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Hah. I'll have to abduct you all to one central room.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Eehehehehe >)

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: Abduct? I'd go willingly :P

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Yeah, I think me too.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Same XP

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: I can't keep up with this - still more writing here!

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: ehehehe, get used to it xP I've come back to a lot more than this xD

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: I don't have time to keep up. So explain, what's been going on here, huh?

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: We were talking about D&D :P

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Dash it all. I have to abduct SOMEONE. *Just kinda picks someone off the street*

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: :O

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Mmm...Antonio, abduct Jenny!

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: DUMPY OMG YES

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Just for that, the poem DID count as a task. You've earned your keep, slave girl.

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Whoohoo!

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: What's D&D? o.O

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Dungeons & Dragons

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: Oh right, never played it I'm afraid.

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Hmmmmmmmmm. *Gives up on random person* *Saps [The Naiad] over the head and ABDUCTS*

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Chibi-slave. I order you to disturb them all.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: o.O

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: *Screams loudly in [Avoral]'s ear* I'M BEING ABDUCTED!

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: *goes to save...can't be bothered* XD

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Good chibi.

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: omg XD that scared the life out of me XD Imagine waking up to that besides you! X_x

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Dear lord...it's still terrifying...

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: *Screams and punches it*

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: ...It makes my skin crawl....

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: It's even worse than China dolls X_x Wait, it's a mix between a china doll and chucky.

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: *deltes it*

2006-06-30 [The Naiad]: LOL. Hurrah for Dela, she saved us all! ^-^

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: I hate that shit :p

2006-06-30 [sequeena_rae]: Fweeee! XD

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: ....That thing is going to be following me around in my dreams, I know it.

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: *is so confused* what did I miss??oh god my feets hurt damn you work damn you!!

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Hahaha...haha...I can post it again...

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: lol just send it to me via messaging it seems it was deleted

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: ...alright...

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: well if dela already deleted it im sure she doesnt want it back here again

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Haha that thing looks funny, like someone took a swing at it and knocked all its teeth out

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: That's what I look like.

2006-06-30 [Azuri]: Im sorry....I mean...ah nice >>

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: Yup. You know the movie Gremlins? He tried out for it. They said They wanted "T.V ugly", not "Ugly ugly." XD Actually, the Anthonatical is cute<3

2006-07-01 [Azuri]: XD hahah thats just mean

2006-07-01 [Avoral]: SILENCE I BE SCAREH

2006-07-01 [Avoral]: (That's with an H at the end for emphasis, I think.)

2006-07-01 [Azuri]: XD its a shame its not working that way

2006-07-01 [The Naiad]: *Sits in a corner, rocking back and forth*

2006-07-01 [Diiwica]: goes over and hugs [The Naiad]

2006-07-01 [The Naiad]: *Starts mewing softly*

2006-07-01 [Delladreing]: o.O; why is everyone bein catlike on me today?

2006-07-01 [The Naiad]: I always mew Dela. :) Don't worry, I really do. I'm sure I get starred at sometimes for mewing at Ben in the street. LOL.

2006-07-01 [Delladreing]: ...fair. enough.

2006-07-01 [Diiwica]: I'm not being cat like... though maybe something kid of fish like sounds appealing 0.o

2006-07-01 [Delladreing]: oh noes another one :P then again, I act like a rabbit all the time so its all good.

2006-07-01 [Diiwica]: Animals are so cute, And sometimes furry, why not act like them... other than we do kind of a crappy jobs at actinglike humans at times...

2006-07-01 [The Naiad]: LOL. Yeah, and we ourselves are animals in a way too, so it's no wonder really that we act like them.

2006-07-01 [Avoral]: *Not catlike*

2006-07-01 [Delladreing]: Thank god theres atleast one.

2006-07-01 [The Naiad]: LOL.

2006-07-01 [Pyra]: *smurf like*

2006-07-01 [sequeena_rae]: *Squee like* Does that count? o.O

2006-07-01 [Azuri]: *sick like* I dont think that counts. ugh only second day on the job and i already dont wanna go *sob*

2006-07-01 [sequeena_rae]: Aww no, what's wrong?

2006-07-02 [Azuri]: it kills my feets, I stood on them 7 hours almost straight the first day and almost 9 hours straight today. I will normally stand on my feet for 9 hours straight the rest of the time i work there >.<

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: I do ten hours on my feet at my work, thats how I'm in such bad shape :S poor [Azuri]

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Where do you work? 10 hours?! Surely that's breaking some kind of rule?

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: Bookshop

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: I meant [Azuri] XD But the second part was aimed at you xP

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: She works in a gas station I believe.

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Grr, damn bosses T_T

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: I NEED a job. LOL.

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Same >_>

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: It's not easy finding one.

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: It's not, when I was busy with college, there were millions of jobs going, now I want a summer job, there's no openings anywhere o.O

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Yep, coz it's summer everyone already has found jobs, and no one wants to take more people on. :(

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Fuck.

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: What?

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: I need a job badly.

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Me too. But I don't feel like working much, I feel quite down right now.

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Really? :( Why?

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Dunno, I suffer from depression (though I've never actually been diagnoised with it), so it just happens sometimes.

2006-07-02 [sequeena_rae]: Oh right :( Feel happy soon ^^

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: Should get treatment and a diagnosis for that. Might be easily fixed with a diet change.

2006-07-02 [Pyra]: Lots of videogames cure depression easily.

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Actually I did change my diet for healthier things... and then it got worst. Not many people believe I have it anyways, even the doctor before, and I don't want meds.

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: Heh, herbal suppliments. And I use things in my diet that control my hormones and what not, keeps my body from producing excess of the stuff that makes me want to slit my wrists every so often.

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Ah, that sounds helpful. What is this stuff called?

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: Well you'd really need to talk to your own docotr, but what I did was cut alcohol out my diet, along with various other things. I'm reluctant to give names of things out, but if you got to a health store and ask they can usually tell you.

2006-07-02 [The Naiad]: Ok, I don't drink alcohol anyways.

2006-07-02 [Delladreing]: Helps.

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